“你有打火机吗？”
“没有。”
“那你是怎么点燃我的心的……”
这样的土味情话，是当下撩妹撩汉的主流。连明星们也开始斗起土来。
在抖音上，还盛行着一段英语的土话：
Your eyes are so pretty
你眼睛真漂亮
Thank you
谢谢！
But mine are prettier than yours.
但我的眼比你更漂亮
Why?
为什么
Cause you are in my eyes
因为我眼里有你啊
看来，斗起淳朴来，洋气的英语，也一样有泥土的芬芳，不信你看。
1
You must be a high test score.
你试卷分数很高吧？
Why?
何出此言？
Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
因为我想把你带回家，给我父母晒晒。
2
Hi, is your name google?
你好，你是叫谷歌吧？
No!Why?
不是啊，什么情况？
Because you have everything I'm looking for
因为我想找的东西，你都有啊！
(我到底哪里吸引你了！我改还不行吗！)
3
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
你相信一见钟情吗？如果没有的话，要不我再从你身边经过一次？
4
If nothing lasts forever…Will you be my nothing?
如果说没有什么能天长地久……那你能做我的“没有什么”吗？
5
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
如果我能重新排列字母表，我要把 U 和 I 放在一起。
（别了吧，现在顺序挺好的）
6
Do I know you?
我是不是认识你？
Why?
啥？
Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend
因为你看上去特别像我的下一任女友！
（我长得这么倒霉？）
7
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world...You would have a dollar.
如果我要把4个25美分，送给世界上最美丽的4个女人，你就有一块钱了。
（听完后脸上写满了开心）
8
I'm writing a termpaper on the finer things in life……And I was wondering if I could interview you.
我正在写一篇期末论文，关于生活里特别美好的事情……所以我能采访下你吗？
9
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!
我在哪儿能看到你？啊，我想起来了，就在字典上“美颜”的后边。
（还怪不好意思的呢）
10
Can I follow you where you're going right now?
你现在去哪儿，我就去哪儿，行吗？
Why?
什么意思？
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
因为我爸妈说了，要我一直跟随我的梦。
11
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
你最近是不是被蜜蜂包围了？因为你比蜂蜜都要甜。
12
I hope you know CPR…… Because you are taking my breath away!
希望你会做心肺复苏……因为，我的呼吸被你带走了！
13
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
你有没有多的心脏？我的心早已被你偷走了。
14
Are you a camera?
你是照相机？
Why？
什么啊？
Because everytime I look at you, I smile.
因为我每次看你时，我都会笑。
