幽默化解尴尬的英语短句（每日一笑Reasonsfor）

Teacher: Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?

老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

Johnny：Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says,'School一Go Slow.'

约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着"学校-缓行".