岳云鹏1985年出生在河南濮阳农村,有五个姐姐​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。因人口多,他家是全村最穷的​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。他说:“一张床上有八条腿,我常被挤掉在地上睡;有时家里煮一棵大白菜,只放点盐,我们六姐弟就能吃出大餐的味道,连一滴菜汤都剩不下​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。”儿时的贫困记忆,深深烙进岳云鹏的生命中,也催生了他的自卑和内向​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。

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1998年,因为交不起68元的学费,13岁的岳云鹏被迫辍学​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。父母为了改变家境,决定在务农之余卖馒头​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。母亲和姐姐们都是蒸馍好手,面和得十分筋道,馒头揉得紧实而富有层次,火候也掌握得恰到好处​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。给家人打下手蒸了一年馒头以后,14岁的岳云鹏有了更高的追求——去北京吃烤鸭!2000年秋,他随五姐北漂打工​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。

2004年7月,19岁的岳云鹏终于迎来了命运转机​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。当时,他已经在“海碗居”老北京炸酱面馆当了一年跑堂伙计​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。这天,一位常来吃饭的梨园老先生偶然发现他有些表演天赋,就写了个地址让他去找一个叫郭德纲的人学说相声​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。

次日中午,岳云鹏跑到潘家园的华声天桥找郭德纲​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。因为是赶着饭馆午休时出来的,没来得及换掉满是油污的工作服,郭德纲对他的第一印象是:“这孩子哪来的啊,脏成这样?”

让他“先听听看”​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。数月后,郭德纲才让岳云鹏背段子、练贯口​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。正式辞职拜到郭德纲门下后,岳云鹏是德云社最不被大家看好的相声学员​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。他性格内向,不爱言语,只会埋头干活​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。苦学相声的同时,岳云鹏主动包揽了德云社扫地端茶等杂活儿,有时还会给大家露上一手,弄出一笼槐花、榆钱、土豆鸡蛋等特色蒸菜,让大家尝鲜​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。因为有“专业底子”,岳云鹏做的馒头包子和蒸菜都特别美味,一向是德云社的抢手货!

岳云鹏服务员开餐厅(当年岳云鹏在餐厅做服务员)(1)

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2007年,学艺三年的岳云鹏首次登台,15分钟的节目只演了3分钟,就被观众轰了下去​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。有人忍不住向郭德纲提议:“这孩子天资愚钝,口才不行,吃不了相声这碗饭,劝退吧!”郭德纲专门在德云社开了个会,让大家决定岳云鹏的命运​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。结果,郭德纲的妻弟王俣钦说:“小岳岳一走,我们去哪儿吃那么地道的河南馒头和蒸菜呀!”王俣钦的这句话赢得了一片附和声​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。就这样,因为用厨艺抓住了大家的胃,岳云鹏最终保住了说相声这碗饭​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。岳云鹏如今名气显赫,自然赚的钱也多了,生活没有太多压力。成名的岳云鹏最多被别人提及的就是曾经的艰辛,还有在饭店打工的经历,但是郭德纲有句话说得好,所有的经历是你成功后的谈资。因为你成功了,所以艰辛的生活是你难忘的经历,如果没有成功,那些只是你普通的日常生活而已。

岳云鹏服务员开餐厅(当年岳云鹏在餐厅做服务员)(2)

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岳云鹏不仅在相声上取得不错的成绩,跟很多明星一样,成功后的岳云鹏也有自己的产业。除了在网络上做网店以外,他已经是曾经打工过的那家餐馆的股东,成为了老板。从服务员十几年的时间成为了老板,这里面有很多的心酸,也有师父郭德纲的教诲,更有他自己的努力。但是,争议和是非并没有离他远去,网络上有一些关于他餐馆收费高的传闻,而妻子郑敏霸气回应质疑这些虚假不实的新闻。人红自然是非就多,但岳云鹏的成功除了郭德纲的教诲和提携,还有自己的努力,更重要的一点是他有一颗感恩的心。如今岳云鹏已改编和创作了一百三十多个相声段子,数量仅次于师傅郭德纲​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。他每年需要出演400场,到处奔波,辛苦忙碌​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍​​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍​。即使这样,他也认定“唯爱和美食不可辜负”!

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