胖并没有什么,就是爱吃了一点而已,但是走在路上就怕别人说你怎么又胖了啊,教你几句话,给那些说你胖的人一记漂亮的回击!看以后谁sei还敢说你胖!珍爱胖子,从你我做起~
▉ Eat your rice?
吃你家大米了?
▉Fat is temporary caloric imbalance, but ugly is a permanent genetic malfunction.
胖只是暂时的,而丑却是一辈子的。
▉ The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
因为太较小的身躯容不下我强大的人格魅力。
▉ That would hurt me if I actually cared about your opinion.
如果我真的那么在乎你的看法,我早就气死了。
▉ Decades later still have to jump public square dancing.
几十年后还是要一起跳广场舞。
▉ If calling me fat can help you feel better about your pathetic life then go ahead.Glad I could help!
如果我的肥胖能让你的悲惨生活好过一点,那我很乐意帮忙!
▉ Dog's favourite food is bone.
喜欢骨头的,是狗。
▉ No way,I have the money I will eat.
没办法,有钱就是舍得吃。
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