1.为什么心情不好的时候，总会想吃东西，因为伤心欲嚼。
Why the mood is not good, always want to eat, because sad to chew.
2.吓死我了，打雷就打雷，闪什么电，我洗个澡还以为有人偷拍我。
Scared me to death, thunder on the thunder, flash what electricity, I took a shower thought someone secretly patted me.
3.听闻远方有你，动身跋涉千里。
Hearing of you in the distance, I set out for thousands of miles.
4.申请进入你心里，我敲门了喔。
I knocked on your door.
5.我要自杀，让这个世界没有美女。
I'm going to kill myself, so there's no beauty in this world.
6.妙啊，简直是妙蛙种子，吃着妙脆角到了妙妙屋，妙到家了。
Wonderful ah, it is wonderful frog seed, eat wonderful crisp horn to wonderful house, wonderful home.
7.收一个关门弟子，只较关门，现在报名还教关灯和关窗，傻的来，不傻的别来，我骂不过你！
Take a closed disciple, only close the door, now sign up to teach turn off the lights and shut the window, silly come, not silly do not come, I can not scold you!
8.为什么不回我消息，就因为我没发吗？为什么不给我点赞，就因为我没说吗？
Why don't you return my message because I did n' t send it? Why don't you give me a compliment, because I did n' t say it?
9.我可以和你相亲嘛，就是你亲我一下我我亲你一下的那种。
I can go on a blind date with you, just like you kissed me and I kissed you.
10.从前啊，有个女生爱熬夜。后来当她把头发扎起来的时候，活像一个阿哥。
Once upon a time, there was a girl who stayed up late. Then when she tied her hair up, she looked like a brother.
11.要出去走走了，毕竟这么好的一张脸，总是藏在家里，是社会的一大损失。
To go out for a walk, after all, such a good face, always hidden at home, is a great loss to society.
12.我本来以为空气是免费的，直到我买了一包薯片。
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
13.看到别人二十几岁就家产过亿，十亿 几十亿，我就五百万，还是像素。
When I saw someone in his twenties giving birth to more than a billion, a billion, I was five million, or pixels.
14.点赞抽一个南方人给我读“里约热内卢的奶牛，拿榴莲牛奶以折足之姿跑到委瑞拉，拿了蜂花护发素送给红鲤鱼与绿鲤鱼与驴”。
A southerner likes to read to me ," the cow in rio de janeiro, take durian milk to run to valilla in the form of folding feet, with bee flower conditioner to give red carp and green carp and donkey ."
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