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译者：@assholeeric编辑：青梅
东西部全明星替补阵容揭晓
西部：德雷蒙德-格林、安东尼-戴维斯、克里斯-保罗、德马库斯-考辛斯、克莱-汤普森、詹姆斯-哈登、拉马库斯-阿尔德里奇
东部：保罗-米尔萨普、克里斯-波什、吉米-巴特勒、约翰-沃尔、小托马斯、安德烈-德拉蒙德、德马尔-德罗赞
——Lillard must have f****d every NBA head coach's wife! That's two years in a row! Portland is actually the 8th seed in the West if the regular season ended today despite losing 4 starters on summer (Matthews, Batum, Aldridge, Lopez).
利拉德一定是绿了所有NBA教练！一定是把他们的老婆挨个儿睡了一遍！连着两年了！如果常规赛今天结束，波特兰在失去上赛季4大先发后（马修斯、巴图姆、阿德、洛佩斯）还能排在西部第八！
——Wall got his wish, no Kyrie in the all-star game.
沃尔得偿所愿啊，欧文没进全明星。
——everyone but Cavs got there wish no Kyrie
除了骑士球迷，没人觉得欧文能进全明星吧。
——wow Lillard was robbed by LMA, one of my favorite players too
利拉德的名额被阿德打劫了！这俩都是我最喜欢的球员之一。
——LMA is a front court player while Dame is a backcourt player. He technically didn't steal his spot, unless they changed the rules (did they?).
阿德是前场球员，利拉德是后场球员。所以，只要NBA没有改变这规则，原则上阿德不可能抢走利拉德的名额。
——I don't care all that much that Lillard was left out. LMA is not playing at an all-star level.
我对利拉德是不是落选并不介意，但阿德本赛季并没有打出全明星级别的比赛。
——sits back and waits for Dame to post on Instagram
退后退后，静静的看利拉德发INS装逼。
——He already has said that he wont be going to Toronto if he isnt chosen and isntead stay in Portland to train more and connect further with his teammates, and that if he isnt chosen he wont make any fuss over it.
他已经说过了，如果没有被选进全明星，那么他今年不会去多伦多玩，他会留在波特兰训练，和队友聊聊人生聊聊理想聊聊未来，而且今年就算不如选也不会多喷什么垃圾话了。
——Damian Lillard is THE ONLY top 15 scorer in the league that didn't make the team, and he's ranked 6th in scoring.
利拉德是联盟得分榜前15唯一一个落选全明星的……他在得分榜上高居第六啊。
——Dame is our Leonardo de Caprio
大米利拉德=NBA板莱昂纳多。
——Aldridge still finding ways to fuck over Portland even when he's gone.
拓蜜：即使阿德已经离开波特兰，还是能让这里非常艹蛋。
——The real crime here is that the coaches didn't respect the people and give them what they really wanted: Zaza Pachulia.
真正的犯罪是，教练们对球迷毫无敬意啊，根本不在乎球迷真正喜欢的是谁：扎扎-帕秋莉！
——HE WAS TOP 10 FOR CENTERS WTF
他是联盟前十的中锋！
——If Kobe was listed as a backcourt player, Zaza would have been starting.
如果科比算后场球员，扎扎就能首发了。
——Only 7 seven people had more votes than him overall from both conferences...
整个联盟也只有7个人得票比扎扎多。
——Ish Smith was robbed
76人蜜：伊斯梅尔-史密斯没进？抢劫！
——His time will come when the sixers make the top of the east next season
憋着急。明年76人登顶东部的时候，他会迎来自己的时代。
——Sort of disappointed Reggie Jackson didn't make it.
Also, from the west, I'm super surprised Aldridge made it. I guess Griffin, Favors and other big men being out, he was the guy who got lucky to sneak in.
雷吉-杰克逊没进还是让我有点小失望的。
还有，西部这边我很惊讶阿德进了。我觉得格里芬、费沃斯，还有一些其他大个子的伤停给了他机会。
——Dirk deserves it over Aldridge imo, he's carrying a heavier load and has comparable stats at 37
德克比阿德更有资格入选。37岁的老司机这个赛季carry这球队！
——I think it should be Dame over both.
我觉得利拉德比这俩都更该入选。
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牛逼！库里在NBA大杀四方令安德玛股票大涨19.6%。
——They hit a home run with steph... not to mention also betting on the soon to be named NFL MVP Cam Newton. Crazy to think the MVPs of both leagues rep UA
安德玛靠着库里来了记全垒打啊！更不要说他们还签下了NFL本赛季板上钉钉的MVP牛顿！太疯狂了，两大联盟的MVP都投入到了安德玛旗下。
——They have Tom Brady too
安德玛旗下还有汤姆-布雷迪（4届超级碗得主，3次MVP，NFL第一高富帅）
——They also got Jordan Spieth and Clayton Kershaw.
还有乔丹-斯皮思（高尔夫现世界排名第一）和克莱顿-克肖（洛杉矶道奇队投手，绰号书童）
——And Bryce Harper
还有布莱斯-哈珀（2010年状元，华盛顿国民队外野手）
——This is the greatest steal in the shoe industry since Nike signed Jordan.
安德玛签下库里，这是即耐克签侠乔丹后，球鞋届最大的抢劫！
——Did you forget about Matt Bonner and his deal with New Balance?
放肆！你忘了红曼巴邦纳签约新百伦了嘛！
——The shoes suck though. UA needs a new designer
尽管UA的鞋是真的难看……安德玛真的该找个新设计师了。
——Not the best aesthetically, but the Curry Twos are wonderful to play in.
虽然在美观上确实差点意思，但库里二代穿着打球非常棒。
——Can't wait to see the Curry Threes.
等不及想看看库里三代。
——..but you see Curry threes all the time
嗯，但是你可以一直看到库里3分就是了……
——Under Armour works. I couldn't play basketball at all. Then I bought a sweet compression shirt and am now draining three's like Steph!
安德玛确实起到效果了。我本来球打得不怎么样，但买了双安德玛后，现在3分投的跟库里似得。
——They should have you as a spokesperson.
他们不找你做发言人可惜了。
——Steph put them back on the map for sure, what an amazing pickup for UA
库里把安德玛拉回到人们的视线中，安德玛慧眼识珠啊。
——I'd say them having the rights to the NBA MVP, NFL MVP, and best golfer in the world is why they are rising so quickly.
安德玛现在坐拥NBA联盟，NFL联盟两大MVP，还有世界上最好的高尔夫球手，也难怪最近涨势迅猛。
——they also got last years NHL MVP and The Rock
他们还有NHL联盟的MVP和岩石强森。
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