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I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!
问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种？
答：骗子！
What starts with P, ends with E, and has millions of letters?
The Post Office!
问：什么东东以P开头，以E结束，含有上百万个letters？
答：Post Office！哈哈，你是不是去猜最长的单词了？其实吧，letter除了有字母的意思，还有信件的意思啊
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
问：英语里最长的单词是？
答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢！1 mile=1英里1.6公里。
Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays!
问：为啥周六和周日是strong days？
答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays！别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊
My mother and father are in the steel and iron business.
What do they do? My father steals, and my mother irons.
问：我爸妈是在steel and iron业工作的。他们是做什么的？
答：我爸是偷东西的，我妈是熨东西的。该段子很高级呀，运用到了谐音和一词多义，steel（钢铁）和steal（偷窃）同音，iron既有铁的意思又有熨烫的意思。
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