Hello folks，想要用英文展现一下你的幽默感，但却苦无机会吗？下面的数据都是我从网路上找来的（原作者不要打我！），提供大家很好的题材。
How Come
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
男人会为了一件1块钱的东西付2块钱，只要他想要。而女人会为了一件2块钱的东西付1块钱（打折），即使她不需要。
How Come
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人一直在担忧自己的未来，直到她找到一个丈夫。男人从来不发愁自己的未来，直到他找到一个媳妇。
How Come
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一个成功男人挣钱比花钱多，一个成功的女人能够找到这样的男人。
How Come
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
要想让女人开心，你必须非常爱她，并且不要尝试去了解她。
How Come
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
已婚男人平均寿命要长于未婚男人。但已婚男人往往更愿意早点死。
How Come
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
所有已婚的男人都应该忘记他的错误，因为没必要家里2个人都费心记忆同样的事情（媳妇肯定会记住你犯得所有错误）
How Come
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
男人起床时和他们睡觉前一样精神。女人则似乎在夜晚凋零了。
How Come
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
女人嫁给男人，期待男人能够改变，但他们不会变。而男人娶了女人，期待她们永远不要改变（衰老、变得唠叨等），但她们变了。
How Come
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
争论中的最后一句话都应该由女人说出。在此之后男人说的任何话都将成为一场新争论的开端。
How Come
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
男人一生中有两个时候是不理解女人的，结婚前，和结婚后
How Come
If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute.
男人调戏女人就要做性骚扰。但女人调戏男人则需要收费每分钟1美元（类似于phone sex）。
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