马刺吉诺比利表现(键盘侠吉诺比利退役)(1)

[Charania] San Antonio Spurs legend Manu Ginobili has retired from the NBA. Hall of Famer.

Shams:圣安东尼奥马刺传奇球员马努-吉诺比利已经宣布从NBA退役。未来的名人堂成员。

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[–][HOU] James Harden DeerOnTheRocks 4885 指標 10小時前

Only nba player to snatch a Bat on court

哈登球迷:唯一一个在场上抓过蝙蝠的NBA球员。(2009年11月,在马刺与国王的一场比赛中,一只由观众带进球馆的蝙蝠突然飞进场地,令比赛不得不暂停,马刺的主场吉祥物提着网兜一通忙活,都没法逮住这只蝙蝠。不过当蝙蝠飞近吉诺比利时,阿根廷人回身一掌,将飞行中的蝙蝠拍晕在地,吉诺比利随后捡起蝙蝠,还给了他的主人。马努事后还接种了狂犬病疫苗。)

[–][CLE] LeBron James rzpieces 544 指標 14小時前

Bats in every arena breath a sigh of relief

詹姆斯球迷:现在每个球馆的蝙蝠都可以长舒一口气了。

[–]Warriors dingdongfootballl 2023 指標 10小時前

"oh thank god"

a bat that plans on attending an NBA game in the future

勇士球迷:“噢,感谢上帝”一支打算在未来参加NBA比赛的蝙蝠如是说……

[–]Edgy_Pepe_Dealer 651 指標 9小時前

BREAKING: Manu retires to become Court-side Animal control Officer

突发新闻:马努退役之后将成为场外动物检疫人员。

[–][UTA] John Stockton Thehealeroftri 420 指標 12小時前

"goddamnit"

the same bat

斯托克顿球迷:“哔了狗了!”—还是那只蝙蝠如是说

[–]Bulls brainmoney 87 指標 10小時前

I remember PETA being pissed about this.

公牛球迷:我记得当时有动物保护协会的人对此很生气。

[–]Bullsbrainmoney 49 指標 10小時前

"That bat had as much right to fly in the AT&T Center as any human!"

PETA, probably

“那只蝙蝠拥有和人类同等的权力在AT&T中心球馆上空飞行!”

这或许是动物保护协会的措辞。

[–][WAS] John Wall TheSalmon25 66 指標 10小時前

And he didn't even kill it! He stunned it. According to team officials, it was released and flew away perfectly fine. He got a rabies shot.

而马努甚至都没杀死那只蝙蝠。只是把它拍晕了。根据球队新闻官透露,那只蝙蝠被放了,而且还能飞。马努事后还接种了狂犬病疫苗。

[–]Lakers Jagermeister4 60 指標 12小時前

With all the stuff I'm reading about bats and rabies on reddit lately, that was super brave of Manu lol

湖人球迷:我这些天在Reddit上看了不少有关蝙蝠和狂犬病疫苗的报道,吉诺比利也太勇敢了些吧,哈哈哈

[–]Spurs RLLRRR 75 指標 12小時前

He got rabies treatment just in case.

马刺球迷:他接种狂犬病疫苗只是以防万一。

[–]FiftyShadesOfGregg 66 指標 12小時前

I don’t think he realized at the time how dangerous it was— he had to get rabies treatment and made a PSA basically reminding the public that it’s not advisable to swat at bats with your bare hands lol

我觉得他当时并没有意识到这有多危险。他在事后不得不接种狂犬病疫苗,这也提醒了大众,徒手拍蝙蝠是不可取的,哈哈哈。

[–][HOU] Trevor Ariza JimHarden 115 指標 13小時前

Only Spurs player to snatch my heart

阿里扎球迷:只有马刺球员能俘获我的心。

[–]Spurs JeffersonTowncar 51 指標 12小時前

What about McGrady?

马刺球迷:麦迪怎样?

[–][HOU] Trevor Ariza JimHarden 91 指標 12小時前

We don't talk about that

阿里扎球迷:我们不聊这个。

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[–][SEA] Ray Allen Nerd-12 3334 指標 13小時前

Statement from Tim Duncan on his best friend retiring. “Nice.”

雷-阿伦球迷:蒂姆-邓肯针对自己最好朋友退役发表声明:“很好。”

[–]NBA petepostlethwaite 176 指標 11小時前

Statement from Kawhi Leonard on his former teammate retiring:

卡哇伊-莱昂纳德针对前队友退役发表声明:……

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Davidson30 201 指標 11小時前

THANK YOU

库里球迷:谢谢

[–]Heat wormhole222 370 指標 13小時前

“Manu was good”

热火球迷: 呆呆:“马努还是很厉害的。”

[–]WarrenAlaCarte 195 指標 12小時前

Pop: “Not bad for a guy we brought in as the water boy”

波波维奇:“毕竟我们当初只是引进一个饮水机管理员,打成这样不错了。”

[–]Nomismatis_character 123 指標 10小時前

Pop continued, "he was a shit Waterboy though."

“不过他这个饮水机管理做得烂透了,”波波补充道。

[–]Nyf1nest 37 指標 8小時前

"We only kept him around cause he had less hair than me"

邓肯:我们之所以留下他,是因为他的头发比我少。

[–]sop1232 2341 指標 13小時前

“I’m at Old Navy, please call me back later”

“我在Old Navy购物,请稍后再拨” PS:邓肯退役后曾被网友目击在一家Old Navy店排队,后者是美国的土气中年男子休闲服饰品牌。

[–]Spurs skoalring85 1004 指標 12小時前

His phone is set to do not disturb while driving, he will react once he safely arrives to his destination.

马刺球迷:他在开车的时候会将手机设置成勿扰模式。当他安全抵达目的地之后会回话。

[–]Warrior satmosphere325 29 指標 10小時前

Timmy takes public transportation or occasionally carpools. It's much more economical.

勇士球迷:呆呆会乘坐公共交通工具,偶尔还会拼车。真的是会过日子。

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[–]Knicks emoti0n 5584 指標 13小時前

WE LOVE YOU FOREVER MANU.

ENJOY RETIREMENT.

尼克斯球迷:我们永远爱你,马努。享受退役生活吧。

[–]Raptors Trillination 2266 指標 13小時前

Damn the spurs changed completely in one summer

猛龙球迷:我去!马刺在这个夏天之后已经物是人非了。

[–]Knicks vitey15 73 指標 13小時前

Y'all look so different now

尼克斯球迷:你们看上去都不一样了。

[–]Spurs gregatronn 1273 指標 13小時前

my heart has broken

马刺球迷:我心已碎。

[–][SAS] Francisco Elson 8coffeesandcounting 125 指標 13小時前

I can't get erections anymore

马刺球迷:我再也石更不起来了。

[–]Spurs TheLegoMeister 37 指標 13小時前

I own several jerseys and none of them is for an active Spurs player. It's a weird feeling.

马刺球迷:我有好几件球衣,但没有一件是现役马刺球员的。这感觉真是怪。

[–]Celtics desmedt26 902 指標 13小時前

NBA dynasties never die.

They just fade away

凯尔特人球迷:NBA里的王朝球队绝不消亡。他们只是暂时式微。

[–]Raptors AprilsMostAmazing 587 指標 13小時前

watch the Spurs win 50 and make playoffs again

猛龙球迷:想看马刺取得50胜,再进季后赛。

[–]Thunder treemeista 376 指標 13小時前

I mean, is it really that big of stretch to say the Spurs will win 50 games this year?

雷霆球迷:我觉得嘛,说马刺这个赛季取得50胜应该不夸张吧?

[–]Spurs SordidCanary 455 指標 13小時前

Naw - take a team with 47 wins, then add DeMar Derozan and Jakob Poeltlt. Someone make an argument that we aren't at least a 51 win team and I'll give you a nobel prize.

PS:we are now one of the younger rosters in the league, surprise, surprise motherfuckers!!

马刺球迷:可不咋地—我们上赛季已经有47胜了,现在又加上德罗赞和雅各布-珀尔特尔。要是有人能有理有据地说出我们下赛季没法取得至少51胜,那哥给你颁发诺贝尔奖。

PS:我们现在居然是联盟里比较年轻的球队之一,意外,太他娘的意外了!!

[–]Lakers CelebratingCheescake 121 指標 13小時前

Manu is one of the few players in the NBA that is respected by all fanbases.

湖人球迷:马努是少数几个被所有NBA球迷都尊敬的球员之一。

[–]76ers masontyler908 2378 指標 14小時前

One more for old time’s sake:

GINOBILIIIIIIIIIII

76人球迷:为了那些旧日时光,请让我再喊一声:吉诺比利~~~~~~

[–]Bulls thepobv 60 指標 13小時前

but I wanna do it too...

One more for old time’s sake: GINOBILIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

公牛球迷:我也想这么做……为了旧日时光喊一声:吉诺比利~~~~~~

[–]Spurs yaboynoah15 929 指標 14小時前

We'll see #20 in the rafters

马刺球迷1:他的20号球衣会退役的。

[–]Spurs Mattsasse 370 指標 13小時前

We should have the ceremony when Toronto comes to town.

马刺球迷2:我们应该在猛龙来做客的时候搞个仪式。

[–]Spurs vrythngsgngtblrght 276 指標 13小時前

Would prefer the Suns or Mavericks or something. So we can actually win on his retirement night.

马刺球迷3:更愿意是太阳或者独行侠这样的球队。这样我们才能在他的球衣退役之夜献上一场胜利。

[–]Mavericks bruhvevo 155 指標 12小時前

Fuck you for telling the truth

独行侠球迷:敲你吗!瞎说什么大实话!

[–][SAS] Danny Green Gee4442 11 指標 12小時前

Against the Hornets so TP can be there

丹尼-格林球迷:还是等黄蜂来吧,那样托尼-帕克也在。

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[–]oakled 4139 指標 14小時前*

The last year has been a terrible time to be a Spurs fan.

过去一年是马刺球迷的灰暗时光。

[–]Lakers ChocolateBaseball 1267 指標 14小時前

If that’s the price to pay for the dynasty I’m sure they don’t mind

湖人球迷:如果这是王朝重建需要付出的代价,那我相信他们不会在意的。

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili Dctr_K 87 指標 14小時前

Never a terrible time to be a spurs fan. We had a pretty good off-season, made the playoffs last year.... Whats terrible about that?

吉诺比利球迷:作为马刺球迷并不觉得糟糕。我们休赛期运作的不错,上赛季还进入了季后赛……有什么可灰暗的?

[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 1178 指標 14小時前

Duncan gone, Parker gone, Ginobili gone, the whole Kawhi fiasco. Definitely a turbulent time for Spurs fans to say the least.

独行侠球迷:邓肯走了,帕克走了,吉诺比利走了,还有整个的卡哇伊闹剧。对马刺球迷而言,这至少是动荡的年代。

[–]oakled 700 指標 14小時前

Simmons gone, Green gone, Anderson gone, Pau's contract, Patty's contract, Pop on his way out and Aldridge isn't getting any younger.

Just like Kyrie, we may look back on Kawhi's trade request and realize that he was just proactive in getting out before the team collapsed around him.

西蒙斯走了,格林走了,安德森走了,家嫂的合同,米尔斯的合同,波波也快退休了,阿尔德里奇也不再年轻。就和欧文一样,或许我们再回过头来看看卡哇伊的离队要求,他只是在大厦将倾之前趁早抽身离去。

[–]Spurs thepop 435 指標 14小時前

Bruh, Kawhi leaving was never the problem. It was how it was handled.

马刺球迷:老铁,卡哇伊离开从来就不是问题。问题是他处理这件事的方式。

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[–][LAL] Cedric Ceballos CelalT 1220 指標 14小時前

Nooooo! He didn’t get a proper send off

塞巴洛斯球迷:别啊!!!我们都没有好好送送他就退役了。

[–]iwillslaplarry 1130 指標 14小時前

Neither did Duncan, I feel like they prefer it to go this way.

邓肯也是这样,我感觉他们都倾向低调离开。

[–]Spurs RealGoodBub 265 指標 14小時前

He actually got a pretty good send off in game 4 of the Warriors series in 2017. Whole crowd was chanting then standing ovation when he subbed out for the last time. Then he came back lol

马刺球迷:事实上在2017年与勇士的系列赛第四战中,观众对马努的送别还是挺盛大的。全场高呼他的名字,然后他最后一次被替换下场时全场起立鼓掌,然后他又回来打了,哈哈哈哈。

[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 1541 指標 14小時前

From the 04 Olympics to postering Bosh to blocking Harden

One of the best players to watch

Possibly the best entry passer ever

#ThankYouManu

凯尔特人球迷:04年奥运夺冠,14年总决赛隔扣波什,17年季后赛大帽哈登。

吉诺比利是球风观赏性最强的球员之一。

或许是最会给内线传球的球员。

#谢谢马努

[–][HOU] Pat Riley moreyball 193 指標 14小時前

wow. Respect to one of the greatest global players ever. As a rockets fan and a hard spurs hater, you can do nothing but respect manu. Even after his old ass blocked harden and ruined my whole year.

火箭球迷:哇!向这个NBA史上最伟大的国际球员之一致敬。作为一个火箭球迷和铁杆刺黑,我对马努只有尊敬。虽说他这把老骨头帽了哈登,让我一年都不爽。

[–]Spurs Duzzy_Funlop 93 指標 14小時前

If it makes you feel better, that block made my whole year.

马刺球迷:那个盖帽让我爽了一年,希望这能让你好受点。

[–]Cavaliers mister_ratburn 1335 指標 14小時前

"Hall of Famer"? Whoa there let's not get carried away he was only a champion and star for like 30 years

骑士球迷:“名人堂成员”?咱是不是不能吹得太过了,他就是一个30年左右的冠军级球星而已。

[–]Byrne14 427 指標 14小時前

Man at first I was ready to hit the downvote button on you so hard. I'm glad you were being sarcastic lol

老铁,我第一眼都准备给你点灭了。原来你在反串黑,哈哈哈哈。

[–]Lakers Otharp 271 指標 14小時前

Thanks for making me love the game, Manu. As an Argentine this is incredibly difficult to process, he IS the face of basketball in the country.

湖人球迷:谢谢你让我爱上篮球,马努。作为一个阿根廷人,这有些难以接受。他是我们国家的篮球门面。

[–]Thunder BBallHunter 492 指標 14小時前

Bye Manu. One of the most exciting players ever.

雷霆球迷:再见马努。史上最让人兴奋的球员之一。

[–]Lakers Sandz_ 61 指標 15小時前

After Pop retires its truly an end of an era

湖人球迷:波波维奇退休之后,真的就是一个时代的终结了。

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