[Wojnarowski] Brooklyn is making a clean sweep tonight: Brooklyn will sign Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving and DeAndre Jordan, league sources tell ESPN.
据NBA记者Woj报道，篮网同时引进欧文&杜兰特&小乔丹。
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[–]Spurs MLGameOver 3026 points 10 hours ago
TRIPLE KILL
马刺球迷：三杀！！！
[–]Knicks bootumbootum 96 points 10 hours ago
kill me
尼克斯球迷：杀了我吧……
[–]Lakers birdman30_ 3593 points 9 hours ago
No fucking way
湖人球迷：这特么不可能吧！！！
[–]Hack874 46 points 10 hours ago
IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM
都已经成为现实了，大家都淡定点
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 2023 points 9 hours ago*
D-LO DIED FOR THIS
公牛球迷：拉塞尔成了牺牲品！
[–]Clippers moffattron9000 28 points 9 hours ago
Retire that number.
快船球迷：把他的号码退役了吧
[–]Nets HumblestManOnEarth 683 points 9 hours ago
Bless that boy
篮网球迷：祝福那个孩子
[–]Hornets Bandwagon MoogleFTW 244 points 9 hours ago
Brooklyn fans about to help Dlo pack his bags and get him an uber.
黄蜂球迷：网蜜要帮拉塞尔打包行李给他叫个滴滴了……
[–][BKN] Reggie Evans thepriceisonthecan 133 points 9 hours ago
Nah we love him too much to be that cold
篮网球迷：不，我们这么爱他，怎么会做出这种事呢
[–]Celtics ripmeleedair 344 points 9 hours ago
Our division just got fucked lol
凯尔特人球迷：我们东部这是要乱套了，哈哈哈
[–]Sav10r 232 points 9 hours ago
Next year.
This year you guys are okay.
下下赛季吧。
下个赛季你们东部还OK的。
[–]Lakers LakerBlue 113 points 9 hours ago
I imagine Kyrie is going to get a lot of “You Need KD” chants whenever he loses to the Celtics in the Garden.
湖人球迷：我都能想象到欧文下赛季带队去TD花园的场景了，只要篮网输球，现场球迷肯定会高喊“你需要杜兰特”。
[–]Lakers watchingsongsDL 13 points 7 hours ago
"The Earth is Round! The Earth is Round!"
Come on Boston fans, I know how brutal you can be. Unleash the hounds!
湖人球迷：“地球是圆的！地球是圆的！”
给力点凯蜜，我知道你们是很毒舌的。释放心中的兽性吧！
[–]Raptors goofy_mcgee 229 points 9 hours ago
Jesus christ if Kawhi leaves we are fucking boned LMAO
猛龙球迷：我的天呐，要是小卡真走了，那我们真特么完犊子了，哈哈哈哈
[–][TOR] Kyle Lowry dhillonaire 137 points 9 hours ago
at least we got some success before that happens
猛龙球迷：至少我们还取得过些许成绩
[–]TheBlueMamba 189 points 9 hours ago
Some? You guys won a chip!
些许成绩？你们可是夺冠了啊！！！
[–]Raptors Shoelesshobos 91 points 9 hours ago
Yeah but after you win one you just shift to the next one. We are greedy now
猛龙球迷：话是这么说，可是你拿了一个冠军之后就会想着下一个。我们现在很贪婪的。
[–]ward0630 161 points 9 hours ago
Gotta see how KD comes back from the achilles tbf, I know these are big names but DJ turns 31 in 2 weeks and Kyrie was toxic af last season in addition to being bad in the playoffs.
Unlimited potential to be sure, just gotta see how it fits together.
有一说一啊，还得看看阿杜跟腱伤势恢复过后复出的状态咋样，我知道篮网星光熠熠，可是阿杜还有两周就31了，而且欧文上赛季也是有毒，季后赛还表现不行。
篮网的天赋肯定是不可限量的，不过还是要看看他们一起磨合的咋样。
[–]Nets TotesAShill 41 points 9 hours ago
Yeah, if KD hadn’t wrecked his Achilles, this would be even more exciting.
篮网球迷：是的，要是阿杜的跟腱没伤就好了，那这笔交易会更加刺激。
[–]-Buck aroo_Banzai- 159 points 10 hours ago
Holy shit. If KD would have been healthy they would have been an instant contender in the east next season. So it will probably take until he gets back on his feet.
雄鹿球迷：我勒个去。要是杜兰特健康的话，那篮网下赛季立马就能争冠了啊。所以现在也许还得等到他回到球场之后再看。
[–]Heat Justisewinsslow 1465 points 10 hours ago
Not sure how I feel about that DeAndre signing, I think Jarrett Allen is better rn.
热火球迷：对于篮网签约小乔丹我不好评判，可是我觉得贾莱特-阿伦比他强啊。
[–]Raptors sop1232 83 points 10 hours ago
Small price to pay for getting KD and Kyrie
猛龙球迷：得到阿杜和欧文总得付出点小代价嘛
[–]Heat Number333 828 points 10 hours ago
Depth is always nice.
热火球迷：而且有阵容深度总是好事
[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard slamdunk23 154 points 10 hours ago
He's not he could barely stay on the floor in the playoffs
猛龙球迷：阿伦可不比小乔丹强，他在季后赛里甚至都没啥机会上场。
[–]PM_ME_A_EM_MP 60 points 10 hours ago
Vs Embiid, not many people his height can
你面对的可是恩比德，阿伦这个高度的人没几个能扛得住
[–]Trail Blazers Soap_MacLavish 32 points 10 hours ago
Allen is undersized and struggles against traditional 5's who can post up
开拓者球迷：阿伦个头不够，面对那种可以背身的传统5号位时很是吃力。
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[–][GSW] Klay Thompson Xavientt 316 points 4 hours ago
there it is
勇士球迷：就这么个情况
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry awsomoo8000 530 points 4 hours ago
Please no :(
勇士球迷：不要啊……
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 374 points 4 hours ago
THE KD WARRIORS ERA IS OFFICIALLY OVER
王治郅球迷：阿杜时代的勇士正式结束。
[–]Warriors freekarl38 36 points 3 hours ago
The Steph Curry greenest of green lights era has begun
勇士球迷：库里无限开火的时代已经开启。
[–]Warriors TheSpaceCowboyx 1040 points 4 hours ago
He gave us 3 great years, all love for Kevin following his dreams
勇士球迷：阿杜在勇士奉献了精彩的三个赛季，对于追逐梦想的他，我满是爱意。
[–]Warriors lostfate2005 276 points 4 hours ago
seriously! nothing but love for KD, hope he heals up and gets a ring in NY
勇士球迷：没毛病！对于阿杜只有爱意，因为他能痊愈，在纽约拿到冠军戒指。
[–][GSW] Chris Mullin AJC3317 146 points 3 hours ago
Yup, 2 championships in 3 years. 0 animosity if he wants to do something else. Wish him well and hope he gets the standing ovation he deserves when he returns
勇士球迷：是啊，3年两冠。要是他想改换门庭，我们也没有任何怨言。祝他安好，希望他再回到勇士主场时，得到应有的全场起立欢呼致意。
[–]Hawks roneman815 332 points 4 hours ago
Sucks that the Warriors only got 3 titles and 5 finals appearances and will go down as one of the greatest dynasties ever and still have Curry and Klay.
I'm so sorry for you guys.
老鹰球迷：勇士也真是“菜”，才3次夺冠5次进入总决赛，而且即便阿杜走了，依然是史上最鼎盛的王朝之一，毕竟还有库里和克莱。
我可真是太为你们感到遗憾了哦
[–]Warriors GGAllinsMicroPenis 146 points 3 hours ago
Thank you very much for your heartfelt condolences. It truly means a lot in these trying times.
勇士球迷：非常感谢你发自内心的安慰。在这种困境下，你的话真的很有意义！
[–]Suns BikerCasillas 227 points 3 hours ago
Bold prediction: this will be a shit show. KD with the New York media, kyrie being, well, kyrie. Plus the east is as strong as ever
BK needs a veteran presence.
太阳球迷：大胆预测：篮网这次要玩脱。毕竟你让阿杜去对付纽约的媒体，而欧文的话，这么说吧，还是那个欧文。再者说了，东部比以往竞争都更为激烈。
篮网还是需要一个老将镇场啊。
[–]Nets jotayeh 94 points 3 hours ago
It’s like you’ve never even heard of Jared Dudley smfh
篮网球迷：你是从没听过杜德利的大名吗？？
[–]Bulls xepa105 84 points 3 hours ago
Durant and Kyrie in the same team, having to deal with the NYC media is going to either be awesome or a complete shitshow. No in-between.
公牛球迷：阿杜和欧文在同一队，还得去应付纽约的媒体，他俩要么打得很好，要么就是一团烂泥。没有中间地带。
[–]Bucks guessitwastheweather 260 points 9 hours ago
Instead of Grit and Grind, the Nets gonna be "Bitch and Moan"
雄鹿球迷：篮网将成为“娘娘腔”，而不是“黑又硬”。
[–]76ers ChillEP 5196 points 3 hours ago
Kyrie and KD is the all insecure team
76人球迷：欧文和阿杜就是不保险阵容的。
[–]Celtics W3NTZ 186 points 10 hours ago
Kyrie is going to destroy all team chemistry before KD even plays a game
凯尔特人球迷：阿杜甚至还没来得及复出，欧文就会毁掉整个球队的化学反应
[–]Magic thelongderek 53 points 9 hours ago
And then want to leave again
魔术球迷：然后他俩又想走。
[–][OKC] Paul George Pervy_Sensei 8026 points 10 hours ago
Nets bouta be the mentally weakest team in the league
雷霆球迷：篮网将会成为联盟意志力最薄弱的球队。
[–]Rockets AaronRodgers16 201 points 10 hours ago
The disrespect to Houston
火箭球迷：你这话是对我休斯顿的大不敬！
[–]Warriors Fuhdawin 1859 points 3 hours ago
A flat earther and a Twitter troll walk into a bar ...
勇士球迷：一个“地平说”拥趸和一个推特喷子走进了一间酒吧……
[–]Mavericks Candy-Colored_Clown 887 points 3 hours ago
Everyone else leaves.
独行侠球迷：然后其他人都走了。
[–]Suns Deely_Boppers 522 points 3 hours ago
Woj just added DeAndre Jordan to the list.
Nets about to have the entire first team All-Insecure team.
太阳球迷：沃神还把小乔丹列入了名单，这下篮网整个一队可以组成最不保险阵容了。
[–]Bulls Bandwagon TheInstituteOfSteel 118 points 3 hours ago
Unless DJ changes his mind.
公牛球迷：除非小乔丹反悔
[–][SAS] Malik Rose TA_Account_12 16 points 2 hours ago
Mark Cuban has exited the chat. Disgustedly
马刺球迷：库班感到很恶心，并退出了群聊
[–]Bokuto-san 205 points 3 hours ago
As a neutral fan, I'm honestly stoked. No super team like the Heat or Warriors. Two superstars but one is not a guy that can carry a team and the other is injured. If they make work this out it would be interesting.
最为一个中立球迷，我其实是很兴奋的，再没有像热火或者勇士这样的超级球队了。篮网虽说有两个超巨，可是一个是没法独自带队的，另一个受伤了。要是篮网能找到出路，那就有意思了。
[–]Knicks ReverendRGreen 119 points 3 hours ago
The fact that Kyrie’s going with him gives me hope that they won’t win anything
尼克斯球迷：得知欧文要和阿杜搭档之后，我就有了篮网不会取得任何成就的希望。
[–]Kings AdorableCentipede 184 points 2 hours ago*
The fact that KD chose Kyrie over Curry is already a big mistake in itself
国王球迷：阿杜选择欧文而不是库里，这就已经是个很大的错误了。
[–]LilMousepad 948 points 3 hours ago
Just wait until Kyrie starts with the “I’m a genius” shit KD will be gone
就等着欧文开始说“我是个天才”之类的鬼话吧，阿杜会走的。
[–]Celtics srstone71 426 points 3 hours ago
Kyrie’s leading a team of young guys who came into their own without him and will pair with a star free agent signing who is going to miss a a full season with a leg injury.
Seems like a can’t-lose situation.
凯尔特球迷：你让欧文去带一帮在没有他的时候已经证明过自己的年轻人，然后还让他去搭档一个将要因为腿伤缺席整个赛季的自由市场巨星。
这种局面貌似立于不败之地哦
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook oguzhandodo 108 points 2 hours ago
Holy shit... That sounds awfully familiar.
雷霆球迷：我勒个擦……你这话听着刺耳且似曾相识哦
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[–][OKC] Kendrick Perkins Kinshwicky 7683 points 3 hours ago
RIP boardrooms Instagram followers
雷霆球迷：那些关注boardroom（阿杜个人旗下公司）INS账户的人们，安息吧
[–]Mavericks VanWesley 178 points 3 hours ago
Cause of death: Woj Nuke
独行侠球迷：死因：沃神核弹
[–]memes_r_nifty777 238 points 4 hours ago
WOJ NAGASAKI
威力堪比长崎原子弹
[–][WAS] Bradley Beal ScaryBullfrog 2915 points 9 hours ago
Way to ruin KD’s reveal woj
奇才球迷：沃神彻底搞砸了阿杜的官宣……
[–]Lakers NotJoeyCrawford 609 points 9 hours ago
"The Second Hardest Road"
湖人球迷：“第二艰难的道路”
[–]testedtoaster 494 points 3 hours ago
Immediately unfollowed lmao
立马取关，哈哈哈
[–]Spurs Theblastmaster 3137 points 3 hours ago
WOJ ended KD's whole buzniz carrier
马刺球迷：沃神把阿杜的商务运营都干趴了……
[–]Bucks SchlitzHaven 2206 points 3 hours ago
KD gonna change his mind and go somewhere else just to ruin Woj
雄鹿球迷：阿杜为了毁掉沃神，决定反悔去其他球队
[–]Lakers PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 1285 points 3 hours ago
I’d buy KD’s jersey if he did
湖人球迷：要真这样我就买KD的球衣
[–]MisterHibachi 3224 points 3 hours ago
KD's whole announcement was just preempted by basically every reporter.
Stein has been on a rampage this free agency season tho.
阿杜的官宣基本被所有记者都占了先机。
[–]76ers karter0 260 points 3 hours ago
Lmao remember like 3 years ago when everyone thought the nets franchise was doomed
76人球迷：笑死我了，还记得三年前吧，大家还都觉得篮网没救了。
[–]Heat Frusciante16 122 points 10 hours ago
The KG and Pierce trade to this, what a turnaround for the Nets
热火球迷：从当年的加内特和皮尔斯的交易到现在，篮网这真是改头换面啊
[–]Pelicans BliqPentha 994 points 10 hours ago
Sean Marks built a better team than Danny Ainge lmfao
鹈鹕球迷：肖恩-马克斯构建了一支比安吉的球队还强的队伍，哈哈哈哈
[–]Hawks braggpeak 263 points 10 hours ago
What a recovery after the Billy King era
老鹰球迷：这真是从比利-金（篮网前任GM）时代起死回生了啊
[–]Heat Number333 387 points 10 hours ago
While not even having 3 1st rounders when they sucked ass lmao
At least the C's have Jaylen Brown tho
热火球迷：他们当时菜得抠脚，而且甚至还没保住三个首轮签，哈哈哈
至少当时凯尔特人还有布朗
[–]Hornets facemelt 132 points 3 hours ago
Where are your “Nets picks” now, Boston???
黄蜂球迷：你那些“篮网的选秀签”现在去哪儿了啊，波士顿？？？
[–]cazorlas_weak_foot 45 points 3 hours ago
Looks like the Nets won the trade, they literally did what Ainge was supposed to do.
篮网貌似是这笔交易的赢家啊，他们基本上把安吉该做的事情做到了。
[–]Knicks therealgeorgekelly 1161 points 10 hours ago*
If you would have told me the Nets would have a better shot at the Title than Boston in 2020-2021 I'd have called you crazy. Sean Marks made a contender out of the pile of shit Billy King left him. Insane
尼克斯球迷：要是你之前跟我说，篮网在20/21赛季冲冠的机会比凯尔特人还大，我会觉得你是疯了。比利-金留下一个烂摊子，可是马克斯却改造成了争冠球队。了不起啊
[–]ValarrBlackfyre 39 points 10 hours ago
Respect for Sean Marks.He brought this team to heaven from hell in just 3 years.
Respect ！仅仅耗时三年，他就把这支球队从地狱带到了天堂。
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[–]Nets RollofDuctTape 1541 points 10 hours ago
We just had the Knicks dream offseason. Only missing Zion.
篮网球迷：我们这是拥有了尼克斯人梦寐以求的休赛期啊，只是缺少锡安而已。
[–]Supersonics alik7 2208 points 4 hours ago2
LOOOL
超音速球迷：哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Supersonics alik7 660 points 4 hours ago
That's the sound of Knicks dying
超音速球迷：这是尼克斯垂死前挣扎的声音
[–]Bulls ojodetodie 192 points 4 hours ago
NO ZION, NO KD, NO KYRIE...
公牛球迷：锡安没搞到，阿杜没搞到，欧文也没搞到……
[–][NYK] Jeremy Lin Tesla_Flux_Capacitor 201 points 3 hours ago
Fuck everyone who said he was going to the Knicks. I hate all of you. I knew it wasn’t going to happen, but goddamn it I hate you all.
Jk I just hate myself for being a Knicks fan.
尼克斯球迷：那些当初说欧文要来尼克斯的人，现在赶紧滚犊子吧。我讨厌你们！我当时就知道不会发生，可是我尼玛就是烦你们。
我讨厌自己是个尼克斯球迷。
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordon HaBliBlo 11 points 9 hours ago
KD and Kyrie got lost after the airport lmao
魔术球迷：阿杜和欧文到了机场之后走丢了，哈哈
[–]Spurs daniel5426 584 points 3 hours ago
RIP Knicks
马刺球迷：安息吧，尼克斯
[–]Knicks cheesygordita 549 points 3 hours ago
Can't kill what's already dead
尼克斯球迷：早都死透了还咋再死一遍呢
[–]Knicks WillConway2016 476 points 10 hours ago2
I want to cry
尼克斯球迷：我想哭
[–]Rockets StealthyGooch 202 points 10 hours ago
You guys are literally cursed
火箭球迷：你们真是被诅咒了。
[–][TOR] Pascal Siakam MeGustaMiRaggae 189 points 9 hours ago
One might say they went 0/27 on free agency so far.
猛龙球迷：倒不如说他们目前为止在自由市场上27中0
[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 3457 points 3 hours ago
From Zion, KD, and Kyrie to Barrett, Randle, and Ellington now that is what you call a dark timeline
独行侠球迷：从幻想的锡安、阿杜、欧文到现在的巴雷特、兰德尔和艾灵顿，这就是暗黑时间线
[–]East heyitsthatmeme 1791 points 3 hours ago
This is the worst timeline for the Knicks lmao
这是尼克斯最惨的时间线，哈哈哈
[–][NYK] Frank Ntilikina TreSeven 948 points 3 hours ago
The worst timeline is us getting the 5th pick and maxing Middleton and Tobias Harris tbh
I expected so much worse from this offseason
尼克斯球迷：要说最惨的话，就是我们只能拿到5号签，而且还给米德尔顿和托比厄斯-哈里斯顶薪。
我预想中的休赛期要比现在惨得多。
[–]sanpompon 38 points 3 hours ago
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise for the Knicks. Maybe the Nets become New York’s new team, ticket sales go down for the Knicks, and Dolan sells.
I mean, it’s possible, right?
或许你们这是因祸得福呢。或许篮网成了纽约的新主人，尼克斯球票销量下降，然后多兰把球队卖了呢。
这还是有可能的，对不？
[–]Knicks aceofpayne 56 points 3 hours ago
Year after year big names shy away from the Knicks. It's not management, it's not the GM, it's Dolan. No one wants to play for an owner that would rather sing in his shitty band than show passion for his teams.
But what the fuck is the point if you don't actually get things done to build for a team that does something.
Year after year its "wait for this guy we are making cap space for" and it doesn't happen. Quit lying to us and just sell the team. This is NY. We don't have time for your rich boy bullshit
尼克斯球迷：年复一年，我们与大牌擦肩而过。不是管理层的问题，不是总经理的问题，是多兰！他宁愿去他的狗屎乐队演出也不去现场支持球队，没人想为这样的老板打球。
如果你真不想做点事把球队搞起来，那你特么这是为了啥啊
我们每年都在说“等着那种可以为他腾出薪资空间的球员”，最后都没来。别再骗我们了，把球队卖了吧。这里是纽约啊，我们没时间陪你们有钱人扯犊子。
[–]TerminusFox 3498 points 10 hours ago
LOL if Brooklyn wins a championship before the Knicks do in the modern era
哈哈哈，要是篮网在21世纪先于尼克斯夺冠那就有意思咯
[–]Knicks itshotwhereilive 109 points 9 hours ago*
The knicks represent New York- Brooklyn is in New York- Nets play in Brooklyn- Brooklyn wins title- Knicks are now nba champs!
尼克斯球迷：尼克斯代表纽约，而布鲁克林在纽约，篮网又在布鲁克林打球，要是布鲁克林夺冠，那就等于尼克斯是NBA冠军！
[–]Nets groatt86 99 points 9 hours ago
Nets will always be a Jersey team for me. Brooklyn is just where the stadium is.
Literally 95 % of their fanbase is in Jersey.
篮网球迷：在我看来，篮网一直是新泽西的。只是说主场在布鲁克林而已。
大概有95%的网蜜是在新泽西的。
[–][LAL] Lamar Odom Klaxosaur 774 points 10 hours ago
Knicks should move to Seattle
湖人球迷：尼克斯应该搬到西雅图去。
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编译：云长刮个痧
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