01
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
02
All roads lead to Rome. Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
条条大路通罗马，而有些人就生在罗马 。
03
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
04
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
05
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
06
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）
07
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
08
Who said you lack perseverance?You managed to be single for decades!
谁说你没有毅力的？单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年吗？
09
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
10
Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
11
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是一个人没有钱吃火锅。
12
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.We know you look ugly in reality.
不要没完没了地修图你现实中长得不好看我们都知道。
13
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your lifeand manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
最怕你一生碌碌无为还安慰自己平凡可贵。
14
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?Because no one bother caring about idiots.
为什么总是天妒英才呢？因为没人管笨蛋活多久。
15
When God closes a door for you,he'd close the windows all together.
当上帝给你关上一扇门也会顺手把窗户关上。
最后：
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