英语假期笑话（英语笑话150）

英语假期笑话（英语笑话150）(1)

如果上帝有语音邮件 If God Had Voice Mail

If God Had Voice Mail

Thank you for calling heaven.

I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God, press 1.

Jesus, press 2.

The Holy Spirit, press 3.

If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4.

To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.)For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.

If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.

中文：如果上帝有语音邮件

谢谢你打电话给天堂。

对不起，我们所有的天使和圣徒都忙着帮助其他罪人。不过，你的祈祷对我们很重要，我们会按收到的顺序来回答。请保持在线。

如果您想与以下人员

上帝，按1。

耶稣，按2。

圣灵，按3。

如果你想听大卫王唱圣歌，请按4。

要找到被分配到天堂的亲人，请按5，然后输入他或她的社保号码，然后输入英镑符号。（如果您收到否定答复，请挂断并尝试区号666。）如需预订天堂，请输入J-O-H-N 3:16。

有关恐龙问题，地球时代，其他星球上的生活以及诺亚方舟的问题，请耐心等待，直到你到达。