文案搞怪简短(搞怪文案合集四)(1)

It turns out that the days I live are called youth.

原来我过得这种b日子叫青春。

The meaning of vacation is to meet all the people you want to meet.

放假的意义就是可以和所有想见面的人见面。

Today's young people are not persuaded, I persuade them to be my partner, but no one is willing to listen to me.

现在的年轻人都不听劝,我劝她们做我对象,没一个肯听我的。

Bao, if one day you are very sad, remember to call me and let me know that you have today too!

宝,如果有一天你非常难过,记得给我打电话,让我知道你也有今天!

don't want to sleep except during bedtime, I want to sleep the rest of the time.

我除了睡觉时间不想睡觉,其余时间都想睡觉。

Because I often stay up late, my liver doesn't seem to be very good. Can you tell me to be careful with my liver?

因为经常熬夜,我的肝好像不太好,大伙可以叫我小心肝吗?

Walking all my life, the breeze is at ease, I have a pearl that shines through the mountains and rivers.

步履一生,清风自在,我有明珠一颗,照破山河。

My rotten life: forget it if it doesn't work, what you said is right, then I

don't want to live, it's okay if I don't.

我的摆烂人生:不行就算了,你说的都对,那我别活了,不要也行。

What do I compare to you? You are a pool of sparkling waves that cannot be fished.

我把什么比作你?你是一池捞不起的波光粼粼。

Mountains have spirits and all things are born, water has qi and crystal clear bottoms, I have a heart and I am close to nature.

山有灵而万物生,水有气而澈见底,我有心而近自然。

Your reply coin is in arrears, and you will be deducted by one if you recharge it, and you will be deducted by one if you do not recharge.

您的回复币已欠费,续充扣一,不续充也扣一。

What a fairy face with such a bright face! Is it a real treasure?

这样明媚的脸庞是什么仙子颜啊!是真实存在的珍宝吗?

As soon as I entered the operating room, the doctor asked me if I was under general anesthesia or half anesthesia, and I said: slightly spicy.

刚进手术室,医生问我是全麻还是半麻,我说:微辣。

Do the work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor bland.

把不忙不闲的工作做得出色,把不咸不淡的生活过得精彩。

I need friends. Friends are softeners, chargers, candy chocolates.

我是需要朋友的。朋友是柔软剂,充电器,是糖果巧克力。

I'm starting to feel fortunate that you appeared at an age when I could afford to lose.

我开始庆幸,你出现在我输得起的年纪。

I think I'm not far from the local tyrants, and I'm halfway done now, that's the land...

我觉得我已经离土豪不远了,目前完成了一半,就是土……

As long as I give all the money I earn to my dad, then I can become a rich second generation!

只要我把我挣的钱全给我爸,那我就能成富二代了!

Eating alone feels lonely, but eating snacks alone will not.

一个人吃饭觉得孤单,但一个人吃零食就不会。

Who always steals my chick, it's fine if I want to work, even my chick will work for you?

谁总是偷我的小鸡,我要打工就算了,连我的小鸡都要给你打工吗?

This kind of thing is cute, I can come alone, don't bother you.

可爱这种东西,我一个人来就可以了,不用麻烦你。

When you look at each other, does your heart also say welcome to me?

对视的时候,你的心也在对我说欢迎光临吗?

I'm sorry I didn't control my heart, it always beats like crazy when it sees you.

对不起我没控制好我的心,它总是一见到你就疯狂跳动。

We are all lonely hedgehogs. Only people with the same frequency can see the unknown elegance in each other's hearts.

我们都是孤独的刺猬,只有频率相同的人,才能看见彼此内心深处不为人知的优雅。

Staying up late is not out of hard work, but in pursuit of the taste of freedom.

熬夜不是出于苦工,而是为了追寻自由的滋味。

If you haven't experienced strong winds and waves, don't act as hypocritical as if you are going to die.

没有经历过大风大浪的,就不要表现得像要死不能活了一样矫情。

Lend me an old age, lend me fragments, lend me to look ahead and look after, lend me stubbornness like a teenager.

借我一个暮年,借我碎片,借我瞻前与顾后,借我执拗如少年。

It's really unfair, the sunset fell on the faces of two people, but only I blushed.

真不公平,明明夕阳落到了两个人的脸上,却只有我脸红了。

This is the boy I like, who accompanies me through the green years and fleeting years.

这是喜欢的少年,陪我走过青葱岁月与风华流年。

There is no sun in my sky, it's always night, but not dark because something takes the place of the sun.

我的天空里没有太阳,总是黑夜,但并不暗,因为有东西代替了太阳。

I don't know why, but I want to talk to you, but I lie to you and say that the wind and rain are just right, and it's time to write some poems.

不知为何,明明想和你说话,却骗你说,风雨正好,该去写点诗句。

She is so sweet, it doesn't matter if the orange is sweet or not.

她这么甜,橘子甜不甜有什么关系。

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