宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）

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宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）(1)

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中文版

宇宙间有一个永远也吃不饱的大胃王，我们管他叫黑洞先生。黑洞先生出生的时候只有拳头那么大，他一出生就喊饿，然而妈妈生下他就死了。

他妈妈年轻时候是个漂亮的恒星，温暖和煦，快乐又可爱。她是个孩子王，每天带领着乖巧的行星孩子们快乐地在银河当中嬉游，捕捉萤火虫一样的流星。行星们把捉到的流星放到轨道上，变成自己的卫星，有心灵手巧的行星还把它们装饰成美丽的卫星环，套在脖子上。有一天，他们当中一个叫地球的行星捉到了一颗很大的流星，他开心地把她命名为月亮。

时间一点一点地流逝，转眼黑洞妈妈（行星们把她称作太阳）步入了中年，她多么想要一个自己的孩子啊。但是行星们都不知道恒星应该怎么生小孩。恒星妈妈生小孩总要有一颗恒星爸爸吧？离太阳最近的恒星也有4.2光年，他们是半人马座α星三兄弟，但他们从没有和太阳见过面，所以太阳姑娘也不知道他们长什么样。

宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）(2)

这时候地球上站出了一种人，说他们有办法。地球人是全银河系最忙碌的人，他们整天发明东西，不但发明飞机大炮，还发明原子弹，他们每天搭乘着宇宙飞船在行星间跑来跑去，一会炸这里一会建那里，行星都给他们跑遍了。

地球人说：“我们发明了一种叫粒子加速器的玩艺儿（又称LHC大型强子对撞机），可以让你生宝宝。我们已经在月球上做了很多实验。肯定可以的！”

太阳听到高兴极了，说：“好啊好啊！”

但是地球忧心忡忡，总觉得哪里有点不对劲。但是他阻止不了太阳的热情和地球人的疯狂。他只好找金星和火星发牢骚：“这些人真是太疯狂了！迟早要闹出大事。”

火星附和说：“是的是的，的确太疯狂了！以前火星人就把火星弄得寸草不生。”

宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）(3)

地球人的实验结束了，太阳果真怀孕了，刚开始她还蛮高兴的，但肚子慢慢大起来，越来越大，像一个巨大的气球，她觉得自己身体越来越炽热，越来越肿胀，脸胀得像猪肝，把四周照得猩红，显得非常恐怖。事情变得很不正常，她的脾气越来越坏了，非常容易生气，经常无缘无故摔东西，向四周喷射愤怒的火焰。她再也不和行星们一起捉流星了，整天在屋子里闷闷不乐。

有一天，无辜的水星不知啥事惹到了她，被她一把火，眉毛胡子都烧光了。

“哎呀呀！”邻居的金星也被烫得哇哇叫，烧得浓烟滚滚。

再远一点的地球也没好日子过，水都给烤干了，好多地球人被烧死了，跑得快的搭飞船逃到冥王星，跑得慢的只好钻到地底下。

火星和木星们吓得躲得远远的，大气不敢出一口。

宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）(4)

但是恐怖故事还没完，后来太阳越来越大了，她不再只是向外扔火球，而是直接就近吞噬行星。首先是可怜的水星，然后是倒霉的金星，接着是衣衫褴褛的地球，还有荒无人烟的火星，以及来不及逃走的土星，都变成了她的腹中之物。最后只烧剩三个：木星、天王星、海王星。太阳变成了人见人怕的红巨星。

变成红巨星的太阳妈妈最后突然泄气了，塌成了一颗白矮星，她病怏怏地躺在床上奄奄一息，说不出一句话来。她用尽最后一口气生下了黑洞先生，她慈祥而伤感地望着小小的黑洞先生，来不及担忧他的未来，就死了。木星、天王星和海王星看着家里的小怪物，又害怕又悲伤，他们抱在一起，哭成泪人。

突然，黑洞先生哇哇大哭：“妈妈！妈妈！我饿，我要吃东西！”木星连忙去抱他，他张大眼看到木星，一口就吞掉了他。

天王星和海王星见势不妙，正想逃走，也被黑洞先生一口一个吞吃掉了。

这时候的黑洞先生可不是拳头那么大了，现在他变成了一个小胖子。他不放过任何一个机会吃东西，所有路过他那里的风啊光啊流星啊之类的，都成了他的盘中餐。

宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）(5)

他吞啊吞，越来越大，整个星系都给他吞噬了，等到他变成成年黑洞时，他遇到了另外一个女黑洞。

他们互相打量着，绕着圈，一言不发，仿佛遇到有生以来最奇异的东西。的确，这样的说法也是成立的，在此之前，他们并不知道世界上还有长得这么像自己的同类。

也就仅仅对望了几秒钟，他们就不由自主地抱在一起，接了一个吻，然后把对方吞了。这个短暂的过程像天雷勾地火，像伟大的烟花，像瑰丽的涟漪，震撼了整个宇宙，世界为之颤抖，在此之前，我们从未见过如此灿烂的星空。

然后又一颗新的太阳出生了。

宇宙黑洞的深度解析（太阳毁灭与黑洞诞生）(6)

英文翻译版

King of the Black Hole

Written by Husker

Translated by Jackie

Read by Jackie&Jing

There was once a ravenous entity floating in the universe, who could eat forever yet never feel satisfied; we called him “Mr. Black Hole.” When Mr. Black Hole was born, he was as tiny as a fist. When he was born, he shouted one sentence, “Mama I’m hungry.”Then, sadly, his mother died.

His mother was a beautiful star who was young, warm, happy, and lovely. She was the queen of all the planet children. Every day, she watched over the planets as they roamed the Milky Way, catching meteors like fireflies. Those planets placed their captured meteors into orbit as their own glowing moons, and some clever planets even made beautiful decorative rings and wore them around their necks. One day, one of the planets, called Earth, caught a big comet, and happily named her “Luna.”

As time went by, Mr. Black Hole’s mother (the planets called her “Sol”) was now middle aged. How she wanted her own child! But the planets did not know how stars could have children. There must be stellar fathers before stellar mothers could have children, right? Yet the stars closest to Sun, the Alpha Centauri Brothers, were about 4.2 light-years away. Sol had never met them, so she didn’t know even know what they looked like.

At that moment, the Earthlings said they had an idea. They were the busiest people in the galaxy, inventing things all day. Not only did they invent airplanes and cannons, but even invented the atomic bomb. Every day, they flew in their spaceships to and fro, destroying things here and building things there, never missing any star.

The Earthlings said, “We have invented a gadget called the ‘Particle Accelerator (also known as the LHC: Large Hadron Collider),’ and it can help you have a baby. We have already done a lot of experiments on the moon, so it should definitely work.”

Sol was so elated she exclaimed, "Awesome! Awesome!"

But Earth was worried and had a bad feeling about it. But he could not stop Sol's enthusiasm and his people’s mania. He had to complain to Venus and Mars, "These guys are really crazy! Sooner or later, something horrible will happen. And it’s not going to be good.”

Mars echoed, "Yes, they are indeed crazy! A long time ago, Martians were the ones that made Mars barren, and nothing could grow there."

When the Earthlings’ experiment was over, Sol indeed became pregnant. At the beginning she was full of joy, but her stomach slowly grew bigger and bigger, like a gigantic balloon. She felt her body get hotter and hotter, more and more swollen. Her face was bloated like the liver of a pig that shone blood red on everything around her. Things had become very abnormal: her temper got worse and worse; she was easily angered, throwing things around often for no reason; she also started spewing flames and balls of plasma. She no longer went to catch meteors with the planets, instead, she shut herself inside, depressed.

One day, innocent Mercury somehow annoyed Sol. Sol became so furious she burned Mercury’s eyebrows and beard off.

"Oh noooo! Owww!" Even neighbor Venus was smoked and scalded, screaming from the pain.

Slightly further away, Earth was not having a good time either. All its water was boiling and evaporating, and many earthlings had burned to death. Fast runners jumped into their spaceships and escaped to Pluto. The slower ones had to duck and hide underground.

Mars and Jupiter were so scared they hid far, far away and dared not to even take one breath.

However, the horror story was not even remotely over. The sun was getting bigger and bigger. Instead of just throwing fireballs and plasma, she swallowed planets directly. The first was poor Mercury, then unlucky Venus. Next was ragged Earth, desolate and uninhabitable Mars, and Saturn who didn’t even have a chance to run. Only three were left burning: Jupiter, Uranus and, Neptune. The sun had become a massive, terrifying red giant.

Sol, now a red giant, suddenly got discouraged and collapsed into a white dwarf. She lay sickly on her deathbed, unable to say even one word. She exhausted her last breath and gave birth to Mr. Black Hole. She kindly and sadly looked at little Mr. Black Hole. Before she had time to even start worrying about his future, she died. Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune glanced at the little monster in the house, scared and sad. They huddled together and burst into tears.

Suddenly, Mr. Black Hole wailed, "Mama, I'm hungry!" Jupiter rushed over to hug him. Mr. Black Hole widened his eyes and gulped him down.

Uranus and Neptune saw what was happening and wanted to run away, but they, too, quickly got swallowed by Mr. Black Hole.

By that time, Mr. Black Hole was no longer a tiny fist, but a giant fatty. He never missed a chance to eat. Everything that passed by him, all the asteroids, meteors, and even light ended up on his lunch plate.

He gulped everything down until finally he swallowed the whole Milky Way. When he grew up, Mr. Black Hole met a female black hole.

They looked at each other up and down, circling, speechless, as if they had encountered the most bizarre thing in the universe. Indeed, such a statement would be true, since before then, they had no idea anything like themselves existed.

A few seconds later, they embraced each other and stole a kiss, and then opened their mouths at the same time. In that brief moment, plasma lightning, anti-matter explosions, shockwaves of gravity, and splendid fireworks rippled across the abyss of space and the whole universe trembled. No one had ever seen a sky as brilliant and magnificent as that.

A new sun was born!

本期作家/主播简介

胡思客

一个浑爸。
大芋头

90后自由插画师，小学老师，小动物饲养员，现居北京。巨蟹座女汉子，喜欢尝试各种手工制作。毕业于中国传媒大学动画专业，擅长可爱、温馨的儿童插画，偶像是漫画家井上雄彦和慕容引刀，座右铭：用孩子的眼光看世界。
有只蝎子在唱歌

从小立志当女神，无奈在女神经的路上越走越远。简单仗义，脚步时刻紧紧跟着自己的内心，梦想是用脚步丈量世界每一寸土地向往一切美好。南半球常住客，每年生活就和童话世界一般春夏秋冬上天入地随机切换。
Jackie Cline

小杰克是个美国西雅图的疯狂小伙子，特爱看书，爱写作！11岁。
豆芽（Jing）

小时候喜欢看地图，长大喜欢去看地图上的国家是否都真实存在。13年到17年四年时间，从亚洲出发背着吉他绕地球一周。教中国人英语，教外国人中文。内心深处其实就是个刚满五岁的孩子，爱唱爱跳爱玩。
儿童团

甜老虎/ 胡思客/ 宁馨儿/