钢铁侠1里面的神翻译，哈哈哈（笑的我想狗带）。
再总结几点复联三笑点给大家欣赏：
1.星爵和雷神比惨，故意模仿雷神压低声音说话，嫉妒他的身材哈哈。
2.小蜘蛛侠说《异形》里面的台词，见到螳螂女时，大叫那句“不要在我身上产卵”
3.电影开头钢铁侠和奇异博士的对话和打戏特别有意思。
4.灭霸说：”你就是我女儿的男友吧！”
星爵回：“I like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing long-term booty call” 意思是我是长期炮友。。还说要打爆老丈人的Nutsack Of A Chin哈哈
5.星爵呛钢铁侠
星爵说：Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that fifty percent of me that's stupid, that's a hundred percent you.' 我一半是人类，如果我有一半时间显得愚蠢，那你们就是百分之百愚蠢！
钢铁侠：“你数学真好！”
6.银护成员嫌星爵胖
Drax: He’s not a dude. You’re a dude. This, this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill: I’m muscular.
Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You’re one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill: Yeah, right. What?
Drax: It’s true. You have little weight…
Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay. I’m going to get a Bowflex. I’m going to commit. I’m going to get some dumbbells.
7.星爵初次见到钢铁侠和奇异博士
Dr. Strange: Let me ask you this one time, what master do you serve?
你是哪个主子派来的？
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What, am I supposed to say Jesus?
难道我要说上帝吗？
Tony Stark: You’re from Earth.
你来自地球？
Peter Quill: Not from Earth. I’m from Missouri.
不是地球，是密苏里！
Tony Stark: Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
密苏里就在地球，你个笨蛋！
8.心高气傲的钢铁侠说话一向很高傲，在灭霸向他扔了一个卫星后，他说：“你再扔一个卫星，我就要怒了！“
雷神去找矮人打造武器，我一直以为是像指环王里的矮人族，结果尼玛小恶魔一根手指头都比雷神大。看到小恶魔出来那一刻，很感动吧，但是也有点跳戏。有些人本身就是巨人！
下面分享一些网友制作的漫威搞笑
雷神了解一下
哈哈，奇异博士梗！
灭霸大大“撒盐哥”附体
