1.自习室里，身旁那对狗男女已经狂吻一个多小时了。
☞忍无可忍，无需再忍，我吼道：“拜托你们不要在教室里啃好吗！”
☞狗男：“吼什么吼！有本事你也在复旦找个女的来啃啊！！”
☞于是我一把拽过他怀里的MM狂啃起来……
In the study room, the dog and dog men and women beside him have kissed wildly for more than an hour.
☞Unbearable, no need to endure, I shouted: "Please don't chew in the classroom!"
☞ Dog man: "What a roar! If you have the ability, you are also looking for a female in Fudan to chew!!"
☞So I grabbed the MM in his arms and gnawed wildly...
2.刚考完英语，恰好看到自己的本日星座运程——切勿凭感觉行事。大惊！完了，挂了~~~
I just finished the English test and just happened to see my horoscope for today-don't act on your feelings. Surprised! It's over, it's hanging up~~~
3.一同学在上海工作，上周来北京玩，他说坐飞机过来的，结果从兜里掏眼镜布时掉出一张火车票来……
A classmate worked in Shanghai and came to Beijing to play last week. He said that he came by plane, but when he took out his glasses cloth from his pocket, he dropped out a train ticket...
4.今天在办公室，我发现我和一个来实习的女学生是老乡，于是热情地上前跟她打招呼：“啊呀，老乡好！”办公室里一片大笑……
In the office today, I found out that I was a fellow student with a female student who came for an internship, so I enthusiastically greeted her: "Ah, good fellow!" There was a big laugh in the office...
5.表姐成功应聘为某大集团的老总秘书。上班第一天，老总太太对她训话：“当秘书最重要的就是本份，不要像你前任那样做出超出自己权限范围的事！”表姐胆战心惊地应下，不免好奇，遂问：“那我前任是谁？”老总太太很不自然地答道： “就是我……”（两全其美
The cousin successfully applied for the chief secretary of a large group. On the first day at work, the boss's wife told her: "The most important thing to be a secretary is your duty. Don't do things beyond your authority like your predecessor did!" The cousin responded with fear and curiosity, so she asked: "Then Who is my predecessor?" The CEO's wife replied unnaturally: "It's me..." (best of both worlds
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