工作了不想再读书了的搞笑句子(每日一笑Nolonger)(1)

工作了不想再读书了的搞笑句子(每日一笑Nolonger)(2)

A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.

有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯.

When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

当他把它的灰尘除去的时候.有一个精灵出现了 ,并且同意他三个愿望.

"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"

他告诉精灵 "我现在马上就要一瓶冰啤酒 ."

he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .

砰!一瓶啤酒出现了.

Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."

这个人接着说:"我想要到一个岛上, 被甘心乐意的美女围绕着."

Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.

砰!他到了一个岛上,被美女纠缠着对他献殷勤.

Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.

这家伙想着啊,这才是生活呀.

"I wish I never had to work again."

"我希望我永远都不必再工作."

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!

砰!他回到他在政府机关的 办公桌前!

工作了不想再读书了的搞笑句子(每日一笑Nolonger)(3)

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