林子大了什么鸟都有，相信并尊重生物多样性，总会有人喜欢这样的我的！
When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. I believe and respect biodiversity. There will always be people like me!
痘痘皱纹红血丝黑眼圈都是后天环境导致的，又不是天生自带，所以这些虽然长在我脸上，但是跟我又有什么关系呢？自拍软件只是还原了我本来的好看样子罢了 ，怎么能说我P图 。
Acne, wrinkles, red blood, black eyes are caused by the acquired environment, but they are not born with them. So although these grow on my face, what does it have to do with me? Self timer software just restored my original good-looking appearance, how can I say P-map.
跟妈妈说：“我想和白敬亭结婚。”
结果我妈回答：“如果他知道人生的尽头是你，他还会这么努力认真地生活吗？”
I want to marry Bai Jingting
But my mother replied, "if he knew that you were the end of life, would he still live so hard and seriously?"
这世上出人意料的事有很多，比如，你以为我会举个例子。
There are many unexpected things in the world. For example, you think I will give an example.
想打个电话给桃花，问它什么时候来。
I want to call peach blossom and ask when it will come.
以前觉得给失恋的朋友最好的安慰是“我比你还惨”，现在觉得请她吃饭，请她喝酒，请她蹦迪，给她介绍对象才是最好的安慰。
In the past, I thought that the best consolation for a lovelorn friend was "I'm worse than you". Now I think it's the best comfort to invite her to dinner, drink, dance and introduce her to her.
和妹妹在房间里吹空调，我觉得好冷就关了。
过了几秒后，妹妹问我：“太热了，姐姐，天塌下来了吗？地球和太阳的距离更近了吗？岩浆是不是从火山跑到我们房间里了？臭岩浆！吃我一拳！”
My sister and I blow the air conditioner in the room. I turn it off when I feel cold.
After a few seconds, my sister asked me, "it's too hot, sister, has the sky fallen? Is the earth closer to the sun? Did magma run from the volcano into our room? Stinking magma! Give me a punch
我喜欢运动后吃甜食，摄入高碳水高热量，运动不只是为了维持身材，还能让我毫无负罪感的享受美食。
I like to eat sweet food after exercise, high carbon water and high calorie intake. Exercise is not only to maintain body shape, but also to let me enjoy food without guilt.
总有人想着兄弟闺蜜能发财，然后养自己。记住，不要什么事都靠别人，暴富这种累活自己来就可以了。
There are always people who think that brothers and girlfriends can make a fortune and then raise themselves. Remember, don't rely on others for everything. It's enough to be rich by yourself.
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