女:“你喜欢我为什么不告诉我?”

男:“我喜欢你!”

女:“我不喜欢你!”

Woman: "why don't you tell me when you love me?"

Man: "I love you!"

Woman: "I don't love you!"

搞笑爱情对话大反转(告白翻车的搞笑对话)(1)

女:“我不嫌你岁数大,你也别嫌弃我辈儿大,咱两凑合凑合过得了呗!”

男:“谁跟你凑合呀。”

女:“我不嫌你啊。”

男:“我嫌你啊,你长那么丑。”

Woman: "I don't dislike being old, and you don't dislike being old. We can make do with each other!"

Man: "who can make do with you.

Woman: "I don't dislike you."

Man: "but I hate you. You look so ugly."

搞笑爱情对话大反转(告白翻车的搞笑对话)(2)

女:“我喜欢你。”

男:“我也喜欢你啊。”

女:“那我们之间是爱情吗?”

男:“你是开玩笑吗?”

Woman: "I love you."

Man: "I love you, too."

Woman: "is it love between us."

Man: "are you kidding?"

搞笑爱情对话大反转(告白翻车的搞笑对话)(3)

男:“你愿意和我在一起吗?”

女:“不喜欢。”

Man: "I never use methods to chase girls, blue girl. I love you. Do you like me?"

Woman: "I don't love you."

男:“谢谢你对我的信任,如果我能活下来,我想每天都都看到你”

女:“你是不是想多了。”

Man: "thank you for your trust. If I can survive, I want to see you every day."

Woman: "do you think more about it."

搞笑爱情对话大反转(告白翻车的搞笑对话)(4)

男:“我特别喜欢你,可以做我女朋友吗?”

女:“我们家狗不喜欢你,所以我们不能在一起。”

Man: "I love you very much. Can I be my girlfriend?"

Woman: "our dog doesn't love you, so we can't be together."

男:“我喜欢你,你可以做我女朋友吗”

女:“好的,我知道了,你先回去等消息吧。”

Man: "I love you. Can you be my girlfriend?"

Woman: "OK, I see. Go back and wait for the news."

搞笑爱情对话大反转(告白翻车的搞笑对话)(5)

男:“你愿意和我在一起吗?”

女:“你对我可能还不太了解,我去卸个妆。”

Man: "would you like to be with me?"

Woman: "you may not know me very well. I'll take off my makeup."

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