作为一个学渣，英语这东西它都认识我了我都还不知它是什么！因此往往说英语时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”，常常让人笑喷。做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽！
1、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
2、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
3、If you to me no three no four, I will give you some colour to see see! 如果你对我不三不四,我将给你点颜色瞧瞧!
4、want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！
5、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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