-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail?
伙计们, 你们帮我拿我的邮件了没？
-Leonard: Yeah, right here.
是，在这。
How was Nebraska？
内布拉斯加那边怎么样？
-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota。
比北达科他州强。
I guess that joke is only funny in Nebraska.
我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才好笑。
-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t draw that conclusion.
data: 数据 at hand: 在手边 draw that conclusion: 得出结论
就目前的数据来说，你还不能得出这结论。
All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
absolute: 绝对的
你所能唯一确定的是这笑话在这儿不好笑。
-Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back.
兄弟们，回来真好。
-Leonard: How’s your family?
你家人怎么样?
-Penny: It was the worst trip.
这趟旅行简直不能再糟了。
Everyone got sick over the weekend.
get sick: 生病
一个周末下来家里人全病了。
-Sheldon: Sick？
病了？
-Leonard: Here we go. What kind of sick?
又来了。什么病？
-Penny: The flu, I guess.
flu: 流行性感冒
我猜，就是流感吧。
-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know.
我不是要你猜，我要你确定。
Now, when did the symptoms first appear?
symptom：症状
第一次出现症状是在什么时候？
-Penny: Maybe Friday.
大概是周五。
-Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
周五，上午还是下午？
-Penny: I-I don’t…
我…我不…
-Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?
小姐，好好想想，是谁？在什么时候擦过鼻子？
-Leonard: Sheldon, relax.
没事的，Sheldon。
She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.
symptom :症状 contagious：传染性的
她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。
-Sheldon: Oh, please.
拜托。
If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousands of years ago.
Influenza：流行性感冒 die out: 灭绝，消失
如果流感只是在症状出现后才会感染，那它早该在几千年前就消失了。
Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habilis would have figured out how to kill the guy with the runny nose.
Homo habilis：an early form of human which was able to use tools 能人（能用手准确把握器物的早期人科成员） runny nose：流鼻涕
在开始使用石器工具和创作洞穴壁画的之间的某个时段,能人们肯定会想到要干掉流着鼻涕的家伙。
-Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.
germaphobe：害怕病菌 germ 细菌；病菌 -phobe害怕
homophobe 憎恶同性恋的人 claustrophobe 患幽闭恐怖症的人
你们能猜到 social media-phobe 是什么意思吗？
Penny，你要原谅Sheldon，他有点害怕病菌。
-Penny: It’s okay. I understand.
没关系，我能理解。
-Sheldon: Thanks for your consideration, now please leave.
谢谢你的体贴，现在请你离开。
-Leonard: You’d better go before he starts spraying you with Iysol.
spray：喷 Iysol：消毒药水
你最好趁他还没对着你喷消毒水的时候赶紧闪。
-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.
好的，谢谢你替我拿邮件。
-Leonard: No problem. Welcome home.
小意思，欢迎回家。
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